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PrintMen and THE (penis) Tuck Rule
News Type: Opinion — Fri May 4, 2007 9:42 AM EDT
Live Poll
Which do you prefer?
- a) left tuck39%
- b) right tuck17%
- c) up tuck22%
- d) down tuck11%
- e) other11%
Total Votes: 123
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You may not even think about it any more, your habits and routine are now so engrained in your everyday life that you don't even give it a second thought, but there was a time when you had to begin to experiment and through trial and error (or pain!) you made an informed decision about which way to tuck your 'member". Yes, of course I am referring to the manly art of the "tuck rule" or "positioning" (though I am certain there are an endless number of other euphemisms for this task).
We start out as mere infants and toddlers as we begin to discover this new arm or foot protruding from our nether regions. We explore it and encourage it to grow, though for most of us that finish line is many years off! But there comes a time in every young man's life where he must make a choice. There are any number of positions in which to put your "friend" (heretofore know as "Herman"-get it Her Man!-sorry couldn't resist and NO that is not mine's name!). The first in a long line of important decisions regarding care and preservation of Herman comes when you must decide how best to situate him so as not to get pinched, poked, strangled, or worse…SAT ON!!! OUCH!!
We can chose from the left tuck, right tuck, up tuck, and the risky but sometimes chosen down-tuck. Now as with a compass rose, I am sure there are some out there with north by northwest tucks and such, but those are just slight variations of the tucks I've already named. Does your tuck emulate your dominant hand? Meaning if you are right handed do you utilize the right tuck, left handed the left tuck and so on, though I guess ambidextrous men would be the only one who would utilize the other two tucks with this example. While I am in no way an expert on this important matter, it does affect me and I do share, as do all concerned men, in the outcomes science, nature, and nurture will provide going forward.
I thank you for your time, I encourage you to participate in the poll, and I bid you safe tucking and minimal turtling!
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{"commentId":684562,"authorDomain":"vicaxp"}
Still trying to get the poll to publish.
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- 1 vote
#1 - Fri May 4, 2007 9:44 AM EDT{"commentId":684587,"authorDomain":"vicaxp"}
{"commentId":684991,"authorDomain":"fawnshore"}
Who the hell voted "up tuck?" Wouldn't your special friend eventually be peeking out of your pants? The zipper hazard alone...
{"commentId":684991,"threadId":"100149","contentId":"700562","authorDomain":"fawnshore"}
- 11 votes
{"commentId":685003,"authorDomain":"scientificblog"}
Not if you wrap it around your waist.
{"commentId":685003,"threadId":"100149","contentId":"700562","authorDomain":"scientificblog"}
- 22 votes
{"commentId":685016,"authorDomain":"vicaxp"}
{"commentId":686378,"authorDomain":"paperdragon"}
Hey, I save a fortune on ties.
{"commentId":686378,"threadId":"100149","contentId":"700562","authorDomain":"paperdragon"}
- 7 votes
{"commentId":686682,"authorDomain":"vicaxp"}
{"commentId":719945,"authorDomain":"A-1"}
I get the impression that this is not a serious discussion.
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- 1 vote
{"commentId":684987,"authorDomain":"fawnshore"}
I am right handed but I tend to go left. If my alter-ego somehow makes his way to the right, I feel vaguely uncomfortable until I reroute the pipeline.
{"commentId":684987,"threadId":"100149","contentId":"700562","authorDomain":"fawnshore"}
- 8 votes
#2 - Fri May 4, 2007 12:28 PM EDT{"commentId":685036,"authorDomain":"chill888"}
Important article
FWIW
I am ambituxtrous
{"commentId":685036,"threadId":"100149","contentId":"700562","authorDomain":"chill888"}
- 11 votes
#3 - Fri May 4, 2007 12:47 PM EDT{"commentId":685069,"authorDomain":"chill888"}
OK - I was lying - trying to fit in - but in truth my wife is away on business and took my penis with her.
I am completely untucked.
{"commentId":685069,"threadId":"100149","contentId":"700562","authorDomain":"chill888"}
- 17 votes
{"commentId":685087,"authorDomain":"chill888"}
(How do like having to sit down when you pee while she's away?)
LOL
No worries I have my b***s to comfort me
{"commentId":685087,"threadId":"100149","contentId":"700562","authorDomain":"chill888"}
- 5 votes
{"commentId":685107,"authorDomain":"chill888"}
my bad I should have quit while I was ahead
I have asked Calvin to delete the whole site (not just this thread)
{"commentId":685107,"threadId":"100149","contentId":"700562","authorDomain":"chill888"}
- 8 votes
{"commentId":685113,"authorDomain":"vicaxp"}
{"commentId":687561,"authorDomain":"LAUHAL63"}
Tang's tuck take?
Neener, neener, neener. This girls is peeking!
{"commentId":687561,"threadId":"100149","contentId":"700562","authorDomain":"LAUHAL63"}
- 5 votes
{"commentId":685206,"authorDomain":"gwenny"}
how best to situate him so as not to get pinched, poked, strangled, or worse…SAT ON!!! OUCH!!
Sat on? I've only known one man who might possibly have been able to do that frequently enough to make it an issue. Do a lot of you have that problem? :D
{"commentId":685206,"threadId":"100149","contentId":"700562","authorDomain":"gwenny"}
- 6 votes
#4 - Fri May 4, 2007 2:19 PM EDT{"commentId":685249,"authorDomain":"vicaxp"}
{"commentId":686118,"authorDomain":"cobbs"}
Why do you think riding bare back on a horse isn't at the top of most guys list of enjoyable things to do?
Sat on isn't as bad as bounced on.
{"commentId":686118,"threadId":"100149","contentId":"700562","authorDomain":"cobbs"}
- 3 votes
{"commentId":686549,"authorDomain":"incredulous"}
sat on?
Don't you strap yours down to your leg with duct tape?
this suggests another pole...excuse me poll i.e. which leg?
{"commentId":686549,"threadId":"100149","contentId":"700562","authorDomain":"incredulous"}
- 2 votes
{"commentId":685214,"authorDomain":"gashead"}
I guess I should feel inadequate -- mine just kind of chills wherever it feels like it. Current position -- down & to the left.
There's no danger that I would ever sit on it....what kind of genetic mutants are you people, anyway?
{"commentId":685214,"threadId":"100149","contentId":"700562","authorDomain":"gashead"}
- 8 votes
#5 - Fri May 4, 2007 2:22 PM EDT{"commentId":686550,"authorDomain":"incredulous"}
are you kidding? mines so big I can barely keep from standing on it.
{"commentId":686550,"threadId":"100149","contentId":"700562","authorDomain":"incredulous"}
- 2 votes
{"commentId":685259,"authorDomain":"joegrind"}
{"commentId":685328,"authorDomain":"greglujan"}
I tried to go "up" in early adolescence, it seemed a good idea given that I (like all adolescent males) was prone to an erection without any notice or specific stimulus.
too much maintenance in the long run
it took a while to adjust to dressing right.
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- 3 votes
#7 - Fri May 4, 2007 3:15 PM EDT{"commentId":685346,"authorDomain":"vicaxp"}
Wow! Who the hell chose the down tuck? Dont wanna chub-up with that one on ya!!
{"commentId":685346,"threadId":"100149","contentId":"700562","authorDomain":"vicaxp"}
- 1 vote
#8 - Fri May 4, 2007 3:21 PM EDT{"commentId":685356,"authorDomain":"vicaxp"}
BTW-I gottta LOVE the advertisement on the page!
The "It's getting bigger and better all the time!" line is priceless!!!
{"commentId":685356,"threadId":"100149","contentId":"700562","authorDomain":"vicaxp"}
- 2 votes
#9 - Fri May 4, 2007 3:24 PM EDT{"commentId":685434,"authorDomain":"chill888"}
BTW-I gottta LOVE the advertisement on the page!
The "It's getting bigger and better all the time!" line is priceless!!!
yep it cost me 6 month of vine earnings to pay for it - glad u noticed
{"commentId":685434,"threadId":"100149","contentId":"700562","authorDomain":"chill888"}
- 2 votes
{"commentId":685542,"authorDomain":"geejay"}
How you guys go about your lives with those things is beyond me :P
{"commentId":685542,"threadId":"100149","contentId":"700562","authorDomain":"geejay"}
- 4 votes
#10 - Fri May 4, 2007 5:22 PM EDT{"commentId":685592,"authorDomain":"gwenny"}
BINGO! I remember the first time I saw a penis, I was about five and my mom was changing my baby brother. I thought, "Don't that get in the way?"
{"commentId":685592,"threadId":"100149","contentId":"700562","authorDomain":"gwenny"}
- 5 votes
{"commentId":685612,"authorDomain":"geejay"}
LOL!
It seems like a terrible distraction to live with :) It's amazing men get anything done!
{"commentId":685612,"threadId":"100149","contentId":"700562","authorDomain":"geejay"}
- 3 votes
{"commentId":685669,"authorDomain":"TheVerbalistx"}
It's amazing men get anything done!
Don't worry, I get it all done.
{"commentId":685669,"threadId":"100149","contentId":"700562","authorDomain":"TheVerbalistx"}
- 3 votes
{"commentId":685681,"authorDomain":"greglujan"}
How you guys go about your lives with those things is beyond me :P
the advantage comes when it's time to urinate:
1) I can do it anywhere with minimal undressing.
2) I can use a public restroom without having to touch anything that I don't know when it was last washed.
The penis itself isn't the real liability, the testicles are. One light flick and a guy's crippled for a good few minutes.
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- 7 votes
{"commentId":685689,"authorDomain":"gwenny"}
the advantage comes when it's time to urinate:
Hmmm, I'll trade standing to pee for g spot orgasms any day. :D
{"commentId":685689,"threadId":"100149","contentId":"700562","authorDomain":"gwenny"}
- 4 votes
{"commentId":685790,"authorDomain":"geejay"}
Amen, Gwenny! :)
{"commentId":685790,"threadId":"100149","contentId":"700562","authorDomain":"geejay"}
- 4 votes
{"commentId":685971,"authorDomain":"OnlyKnownSurvivor"}
{"commentId":685979,"authorDomain":"gwenny"}
No, no James. Nature gave it to you, I'll keep the orgasms. But thanks. :D
{"commentId":685979,"threadId":"100149","contentId":"700562","authorDomain":"gwenny"}
{"commentId":685574,"authorDomain":"everycoolidistaken"}
"Other" must mean inward tuck, being the only remaining alternative. This means that statistically that percentage represents Newsvine women who used to be men.
My days of trying to pick up women on Newsvine are over.
{"commentId":685574,"threadId":"100149","contentId":"700562","authorDomain":"everycoolidistaken"}
- 8 votes
#11 - Fri May 4, 2007 5:36 PM EDT{"commentId":685637,"authorDomain":"warners"}
untucked, I think would mean one was naked and in no need of tucking which should be a choice.
{"commentId":685637,"threadId":"100149","contentId":"700562","authorDomain":"warners"}
- 7 votes
#12 - Fri May 4, 2007 5:59 PM EDT{"commentId":685670,"authorDomain":"greglujan"}
could be he goes commando and it's a-flippin' and a-flopppin' with no specific home
{"commentId":685670,"threadId":"100149","contentId":"700562","authorDomain":"greglujan"}
- 3 votes
{"commentId":685698,"authorDomain":"fawnshore"}
could be he goes commando and it's a-flippin' and a-flopppin' with no specific home
In all honesty, this is preferable...your boys running free..like stallions on the prairie. You can think more clearly, colors are brighter, life is richer..
{"commentId":685698,"threadId":"100149","contentId":"700562","authorDomain":"fawnshore"}
- 10 votes
{"commentId":686165,"authorDomain":"djehuty"}
Ok, I'll bite James. Why?
I have to ask, you understand, in case I've been doing something awful all these years.
{"commentId":686165,"threadId":"100149","contentId":"700562","authorDomain":"djehuty"}
- 2 votes
{"commentId":686169,"authorDomain":"djehuty"}
Oh, and just so there's no opportunity for confusion - that first line should have read:
"Ok I'll bite, James."
{"commentId":686169,"threadId":"100149","contentId":"700562","authorDomain":"djehuty"}
- 3 votes
{"commentId":686186,"authorDomain":"geejay"}
Punctuation saves the day!
{"commentId":686186,"threadId":"100149","contentId":"700562","authorDomain":"geejay"}
- 2 votes
{"commentId":686289,"authorDomain":"tamh"}
I agree that underpants are over-rated. I can think of only a few instances where I feel I have to wear them.
{"commentId":686289,"threadId":"100149","contentId":"700562","authorDomain":"tamh"}
- 1 vote
{"commentId":686388,"authorDomain":"fawnshore"}
Girl_with_a_bookPunctuation saves the day!
...and yet another random soul makes my watchlist! Make me proud, girl-with-fearsome-tool!
{"commentId":686388,"threadId":"100149","contentId":"700562","authorDomain":"fawnshore"}
- 4 votes
{"commentId":685674,"authorDomain":"chill888"}
the terminology sucks
i dont tuck left I swing left (ok wife says i tuck)
{"commentId":685674,"threadId":"100149","contentId":"700562","authorDomain":"chill888"}
- 4 votes
#13 - Fri May 4, 2007 6:17 PM EDT{"commentId":685800,"authorDomain":"acoolie"}
Woah, Chill, I didn't know you swung that way.
{"commentId":685800,"threadId":"100149","contentId":"700562","authorDomain":"acoolie"}
- 2 votes
{"commentId":685900,"authorDomain":"Wheel"}
I think tailors call this the 'dress', as in 'left dress' or 'right dress'. Most store bought pants are left dress.
{"commentId":685900,"threadId":"100149","contentId":"700562","authorDomain":"Wheel"}
- 2 votes
#14 - Fri May 4, 2007 8:15 PM EDT{"commentId":685967,"authorDomain":"OnlyKnownSurvivor"}
{"commentId":686130,"authorDomain":"cobbs"}
I think that if you are right handed you tuck left. The arm comes down at an angle and arranges as it goes. Works for me
Any lefties that tuck right?
{"commentId":686130,"threadId":"100149","contentId":"700562","authorDomain":"cobbs"}
- 1 vote
#16 - Fri May 4, 2007 11:31 PM EDT{"commentId":687142,"authorDomain":"gwenny"}
::nods:: My son gave me this long involved explanation about major arteries and dominant hand and . . .I got lost. But he seems to think left is the way to go.
{"commentId":687142,"threadId":"100149","contentId":"700562","authorDomain":"gwenny"}
- 2 votes
{"commentId":687205,"authorDomain":"vicaxp"}
Hmmmm? 28 ARTICLE votes, 57 comments, BUT 110 POLL VOTES?!?!?!
Calvin & MIke D., please help!!!!
{"commentId":687205,"threadId":"100149","contentId":"700562","authorDomain":"vicaxp"}
- 2 votes
#17 - Sat May 5, 2007 5:51 PM EDT{"commentId":687744,"authorDomain":"chill888"}
yep lots of bad article voting etiquette
{"commentId":687744,"threadId":"100149","contentId":"700562","authorDomain":"chill888"}
- 1 vote
{"commentId":687295,"authorDomain":"attreau"}
I think one should always be tucked in MY pocket!
{"commentId":687295,"threadId":"100149","contentId":"700562","authorDomain":"attreau"}
- 6 votes
#18 - Sat May 5, 2007 7:12 PM EDT{"commentId":687372,"authorDomain":"vicaxp"}
{"commentId":687385,"authorDomain":"attreau"}
{"commentId":687385,"threadId":"100149","contentId":"700562","authorDomain":"attreau"}
- 1 vote
{"commentId":687386,"authorDomain":"attreau"}
***blushing with extreme shyness ****
{"commentId":687386,"threadId":"100149","contentId":"700562","authorDomain":"attreau"}
- 2 votes
{"commentId":692099,"authorDomain":"silkmesh"}
Lefties and Muslims would tuck to the right, if some of the theories here are to believe. When reading this article I thought to myself why are grown men talking about such things, then it suddenly me (not my whats it) but of course its important as its where our second brain is
{"commentId":692099,"threadId":"100149","contentId":"700562","authorDomain":"silkmesh"}
- 1 vote
#19 - Tue May 8, 2007 4:14 AM EDT{"commentId":1342205,"authorDomain":"LAUHAL63"}
*snert* still funny!
{"commentId":1342205,"threadId":"100149","contentId":"700562","authorDomain":"LAUHAL63"}
- 6 votes
#20 - Tue Jan 8, 2008 3:07 PM EST{"commentId":1343131,"authorDomain":"kymlee"}
I can't believe I missed it the first time 'round. That entire thread is quite hilarious.
Cheers for the Lauhal thread revival project!
{"commentId":1343131,"threadId":"100149","contentId":"700562","authorDomain":"kymlee"}
- 4 votes
{"commentId":1342287,"authorDomain":"SVForbes"}
Cute
{"commentId":1342287,"threadId":"100149","contentId":"700562","authorDomain":"SVForbes"}
- 3 votes
#21 - Tue Jan 8, 2008 3:28 PM EST{"commentId":1342307,"authorDomain":"LAUHAL63"}
Notice how Shaun avoided the question!
{"commentId":1342307,"threadId":"100149","contentId":"700562","authorDomain":"LAUHAL63"}
- 4 votes
{"commentId":1342523,"authorDomain":"Infohack"}
What makes you so sure Shaun is a male name?
{"commentId":1342523,"threadId":"100149","contentId":"700562","authorDomain":"Infohack"}
- 4 votes
{"commentId":1342540,"authorDomain":"vicaxp"}
{"commentId":1342548,"authorDomain":"Infohack"}
Well, either way really ;)
{"commentId":1342548,"threadId":"100149","contentId":"700562","authorDomain":"Infohack"}
- 4 votes
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